I wish I was making these messages up...

As I mentioned in my first post, the quality of men and messages that I get on POF is atrocious. And that is even with some serious limitations on the messages! As a reminder, in order to message me, the guy must meet the following criteria:

1. Non-smoker
2. Must answer "no" to doing drugs
3. Has never use POF to search for a "casual encounter" aka sex
4. Must send a message with 50 or more characters

I get a ridiculous amount of messages where guys are unable to meet the 50+ characters limit on their own:

And then there are the "really?" ones:

The "you are clearly unstable" ones:

Speaking of creepsters... Please find the closest mirror or remotely reflective surface and take a gander...

And finally, the "TMI" ones (this one was sent to The Roommate):

Would you love to take her out on a date? Or do you live for the opportunity to take her out? Either way, the answer is "no." Maybe you should save the stripper info for date three? Or perhaps when she asks where you got your sweet moves from?

Until my next post, stay classy everyone!